Monday, May 12, 2008

Join Mlle Patrice At The Cafe

Cafe Spoogè is an unusual experience. While Mlle Patrice is your hostess, guests at Cafe Spoogè are often required to service her and other guests as well. Some guests may find that they are only allowed to watch other guests being served or servicing Mademoiselle Patrice. Many guests, no matter how well behaved or gifted in servicing, may find themselves denied servicing or satisfaction.

Cuisine: Mlle Patrice is, of course, the featured dish; but Cafe Spoogè is most known for its signature item, the Liquid Sin Buffet. The buffet is an all you must eat affair in which selected guests must lick clean the serving platters. These serving platters are bare guests who must proffer & submit themselves accept the hot bubbling spew of other guests upon their own bodies ~ much like a serving platter. Some lucky guests are selected to stay and lick clean such serving platters.

Cafe Spoogè Seating: Cafe Spoogè offers caning chairs ~ no, not chairs with seats woven with cane, but chairs you bend over as I weave your seat with red strips.

Cafe Spoogè has a dress code, however, each visit to Mlle Patrice's is a special occasion and as such, the dress code varies. Be prepared for Mlle to dress & undress you as the occasion and her whims dictate.

Cafe Spoogè is open to anyone, regardless of gender, race, orientation, etc. However, management reserves the right to refuse entry to any persons deemed unworthy of the establishment ~ as well as to remove any guests who are inferior, boring, or otherwise unsatisfactory.

There's no smoking ban here at Mlle Patrice's Cafe Spoogè -- in fact, it's quite the opposite. If you don't like smoking, Mademoiselle will blow smoke in your face, force you to be an ashtray, have other guests put out the hot butts on your bottom, maybe even force you to smoke.

All rules are strictly enforced, consequences severe, and tips are mandatory.

Cafe Spoogè can accommodate several persons for your group event; please enquire within.

Cafe Spoogè has irregular hours ~ feel free to make an appointment.

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1 Comments:

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April 7, 2009 4:59 AM  

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